I'm admittedly no fan of the woman who is demanding to be called 'Meghan Sussex', but even I could not have predicted the tidal wave of mockery following the release of her new show.
I gave up sex work just a few months ago, and returned to being myself: Amanda Goff. The trouble is, after so long as an escort, I'm no longer sure who I am.
Hollywood's revered Variety magazine decried With Love, Meghan as a 'gormless lifestyle filler' laced with 'tangible desperation'. Others were less complimentary.
I didn't want to think my three-year-old was 'bad'. I would try to explain away her cruelty towards her sister, her stealing, her indifference. Today, I feel differently: I wish she'd never been born.
Well, With Love, Meghan was certainly worth the breathless wait, as Mean Girl Megs transformed before our eyes into a loving homebody, a little Miss Perfect.
Is it a coincidence that almost a week before the delayed Netflix launch of the Duchess of Sussex's 'With Love, Meghan' lifestyle series the couple's former royal aide Jason Knauf has spoken out?
I know I'm no angel and in no position to judge. I'm in recovery for years of substance abuse, after all.
But the things I saw when I was using are truly not that different to what I'm seeing right n…
I read an interview with him recently. My stomach lurched. I felt angry, nauseated. I hate him. Samantha X was my saviour for a decade - where the hell was she when I needed her?
From £9.99 eyelashes, to a blow-dry service, L'Oreal shampoo, skin and facial treatments, state-of-the-art home gym equipment - not forgetting champagne bubbles to oxygenate her skin - and far more...