Andrew is entitled to a partial rebate on his outgoings if given the order of the boot at the end of his first 25 years of his lease.
'I got the royalties,' he told a chum, rubbing a thumb against his fingers, making the universal sign of filthy lucre.
Reflecting on landing her breakthrough role over 50 years ago as Bond girl Solitaire in Live and Let Die, Jane Seymour makes a cheeky point...
Dominic Cummings's wife Mary Wakefield believes her husband is smitten with her new kitten George.
Ghana's Shirley Ayorkor Botchwey, the incoming Commonwealth secretary general, could provide a multi-billion-pound headache for Keir Starmer with her support for slave trade reparations.
The late Queen Elizabeth, who hosted Donald Trump three times in 18 months, became adept at impersonating the US President.
EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: The Society's leadership wasn't too keen on allowing a vote when another fellow, Prince Andrew, blotted his copybook.
Might King Charles, planning Queen Camilla's 80th birthday celebrations, commission a portrait of his consort?
Keir, feverishly genuflecting before Trump, hadn't time to explain that he'd ordered the removal of portraits of Churchill from Whitehall.
EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: The last batch of the late Queen's patronages - all 376 of them - have now been re-allocated.