Alas, now ungrateful Aussies are bleating about the £33,000 cost of business-class flights for an advance Buckingham Palace group who flew out in June to prepare the groundwork.
The weighting of the Crown Nominations Commission to select Justin Welby 's successor suggests the next Archbishop of Canterbury will be a more conservative figure.
Just before King Charles shook hands with Adams in 2015, an aide whispered that if it all became too much HM should just imagine Adams trampolining naked.