All eyes on my hometown of Dundee, where an employment tribunal is attracting global attention. It is a legal action that centres around a male-bodied transgender doctor and a female nurse.
No, I don't want to be that person who comments every time the Duchess of Sussex posts on Instagram. Not me, no. Yet here I am again, unable to resist the siren call of her irresistible absurdity.
At 10.22 on Tuesday morning, celebrity barrister David Sherborne walked into Court 30, handed his overcoat to an underling then turned around and smiled at everyone like a rock star.
You know that we have reached hard-crack point on the royal sugar thermometer when the Duchess of York is the one who is credited with giving out the good advice.
No one was more surprised than Michael Aspel when the former newsreader, presenter, chat-show host and radio broadcaster was honoured with a Living Legend award earlier this month.
You have to wonder where the world is going when an alleged assassin is celebrated - even deified - because he just happens to be, in the eyes of many, handsome and desirable.