Tottenham's form is relegation form. They have collected points at an average below 0.5 per game for two months.
Carry on like that for the final 15 games of and they will barely break 30 points.
From 25,000ft up on a clear day, you can see the biggest wood-fired kettle in the world belching steam, as I did the other day on a flight to Newcastle upon Tyne.
The questions are now rapidly piling up. Why didn't someone raise a red flag when Southport killer Axel Rudakubana was referred not once but three times to the counter-terror programme, Prevent?
The questions are now rapidly piling up. Why didn't someone raise a red flag when Southport killer Axel Rudakubana was referred not once but three times to the counter-terror programme, Prevent?
MATT BARLOW: There was no great sense of ceremony. No drumroll nor fanfare. That's hardly his style and yet it was no ordinary comeback as Tony Mowbray strolled out at the Hawthorns.
MATT BARLOW: The perfect balance of Aston Villa 's midfield trio screamed and pointed at the alchemy lost by Pep Guardiola. Manchester City 's balance has escaped with Rodri.
Imagine this: It's May 2029 and Britain has just held a General Election . You turn on the television to find Nigel Farage standing outside 10 Downing Street.