The second-hand embarrassment we all felt watching this video has been ratified. For, in a remarkable development, it has been acknowledged in Royal circles.
Blake has been cut off at the knees, has become a social pariah, and quite likely has her number blocked by Tay-Tay.
If she hadn't got the message before, she surely gets it now...
This week caps a particularly inglorious run for our duchess, who has been furiously recasting her losses as wins, her fresh humiliations as triumphs...
This is an all-too-rare friendship break-up of magnificent proportions, two wealthy, famous middle-aged women fighting it out publicly. It's incredible!
If there aren't congressional hearings over this conspiracy, this epic lie, this country is in deep, deep trouble. Subpoena them all. Will anyone have the guts?
In what can only be described as a spectacularly dumb decision in a history of dumb decisions, Harry wailed his way through yet another self-pitying interview...
It's time to get to know Meghan Markle for who she truly is (the worst), to connect with her (merchandise) profoundly, and to share in those (privacy please!) moments that are now commodities.