It's an unwritten rule of showbiz that when a celebrity pairing becomes unstuck, the newly single members choose their next partner from the same elite pool.
When Molly Mae-Hague shocked her eight million Instagram followers by announcing her split from Tommy Fury, just a handful of close confidantes were invited into her inner circle.
Since I became a showbiz journalist, I have regularly rubbed shoulders with A-listers such as Brad Pitt, Kylie Minogue and Naomi Campbell. And many friends ask what shocks me most about them.
Dear Lottie, Unfortunately, I don't follow you on Instagram, but I've just been shown what you've posted about me and my journalism. So, I hope you don't mind this quick letter in reply...