It appears the ultimate nepo babies - Prince Harry and Brooklyn Beckham - have been kidnapped. Not even the most appealing family shindig could tempt either son.
The Duke of Sussex had appealed a decision that downgraded his level of protection after he and Meghan stepped down as working royals in 2020 and left Britain for California .
You keep thinking - 'Meghan and Harry can't get any worse'. Then they do. And it seems that insisting on using 'HRH' is the straw that broke the back of the British public's tolerance of the Sussexes.
It was the infamous walkabout that was supposed to put on a show of unity - but Kate called it 'one of the hardest things' she'd ever had to do - and Meghan hasn't been seen on UK soil since.
About two months ago, I experienced a clear and troubling vision of a maritime disaster. As I told my audience on YouTube, I had seen a ship in great trouble.