Who is going to break it to Jamie Oliver that dyslexia likely does not exist? And when they do, will the famous cook be delighted? Or will he be cross?
Last Monday, someone drove a car into crowds in the German city of Mannheim. He killed two people and injured many more. Yet in a couple of days the entire event had vanished from headlines.
PETER HOSKIN: Unconstrained tech bros stealing people's best creations and turning them into online AI slop? It could never happen in the real world, could it? Nah, surely not.
It was as if Donald Trump had turned into the Dalai Lama or Yoko Ono. Here was the most Right-wing US President since Ronald Reagan, and he turned out to be a peacenik.
PETER HOSKIN: How mean a monster hunter are you? That, really, is the question on the release of Monster Hunter: Wilds, the latest entry in this 20-year-old Japanese series.
The lurch towards Far Right politics is because communities are feeling 'angry and unheard', acclaimed broadcaster Peter Hitchens says in a provocative new Daily Mail podcast.
So, does anyone want to buy a used war, and take it over? I can't think why they would do so. You might as well rush to obtain an unexploded bomb, or a leaking canister of some horrible virus.
PETER HOSKIN: Like A Dragon: Pirate Yakuza In Hawaii is a joy where Yakuza games have reached peak wacky. I enjoyed it all so much that I now want Majima and crew to fly us to the moon.
It is 43 years since Ian Rush scored four goals in one of the most legendary Goodison derbies ever and for the first time - just before it is too late - he is sitting in the home dressing room.