Though the NHS is in crisis, fat-busting drugs such as Mounjaro will soon be as widely available as statins from your doctor, as accessible as a packet of Smarties for the overweight.
Was there ever a more self-serving stunt than eco-warrior Greta Thunberg attempting to sail into Gaza aboard a yacht, carrying 'aid' for the starving children of Gaza?
So David Beckham is to be awarded a knighthood in the King's Birthday Honours next week, while his pouting, frock-designer wife is to become 'Lady Beckham'.
At first I thought it was a joke when the video popped up on Instagram. It looked like Meghan, heavily pregnant, dancing and grabbing her huge baby bump while twerking her bottom for the camera.
Just when we thought the Beckham family feud had been put on the back burner, up pop Nicola Peltz and Brooklyn Beckham on the cover of the German edition of Glamour magazine.
My eyes were on stalks watching a beatific and spotlessly clean Meghan Sussex in her latest video showing off the 'home-grown' vegetables from the garden at her $29million Californian mansion.
On the face of it, the montage of photos that the Duchess of Sussex shared on Instagram to celebrate her wedding anniversary was a conventional enough selection of precious family moments.