Few parents reading this will be surprised to learn that the Bank of Mum and Dad is fast running short of funds, with gifts of cash to help the young get on the housing ladder taking a tumble.
The last time Barron Trump was at the US Capitol for a presidential swearing-in he was ten years old, wearing an ill-fitting shirt with a crumpled collar and looking like he'd rather be anywhere else.
Even the sub-zero temperatures in Washington, DC couldn't chill his supporters' euphoria as Donald Trump was sworn in with the promise of a 'golden age of America' yesterday.