But how, in this pocket of rural Hampshire, have we reached the stage where burglars can apparently break into people's properties with impunity?
A MailOnline analysis of social media spending across Whitehall has revealed how departments dramatically halted their advertising on the Musk-owned site last year.
Parts of the country have endured zero minutes of sunshine for seven consecutive days for the first time since 1979 - almost 50 years.
England currently has one of the highest drink-drive limits in Europe - 80mg of alcohol in 100ml of blood.
Labour is facing fresh questions about its stewardship of the economy today as official growth figures were revised down to zero.